I'm having a little problem. My problem is, I know that it is illegal, but I really, really want to stab Ray in the eye. And maybe...wait, no maybe about it. I also want to take a flame-thrower to his crotch. I hate Ray more than I hate the High Priestess L and CZ, and y'all know how much I can't stand them. I hate him so much, I'm not even bothering to "cover" his identity by just using initials or a nickname.
Wanna know why I loathe him so much?
I'm so glad you asked!
My very best friend, the divine Miss M, started talking to Ray about four years ago after meeting him at a concert. They were just friends, but a couple years ago, they realized they had feelings for each other and started "dating" - phone calls, e-mails and such - because they lived 1,000 miles apart. Things were going well and he was making plans to move back to Florida so that he could be near his son and Miss M. His plan was to move back in early December of 2008. Then, it got pushed back for reasons that he explained as blah, blah, blah...they never really made sense to me. As the holiday approached, he was "on the road for work" and when Christmas day arrived, Miss M was unable to get in touch with him. After trying to contact him for a couple days, she began to panic, thinking something had happened to him as he was driving (he was a cross-country truck driver) and thought he was missing, hurt, lying in a ditch somewhere. Panic, panic, panic for a week, and then he calls her. She reads him the riot act, but of course he has an explanation (which was complete bullshit, IMHO. He said that his truck broke down and his cell wasn't working. WTF? Have you never heard of a payphone? Or how about ask to borrow someone's to make one quick call. Honestly, I didn't believe any of it and thought he was doing something shady.) but Miss M, being the forgiving person she is, gave him another chance. I, on the other hand, now start loathing Ray.
As time goes on, they are "on again, off again", but he finally moved to Florida a few months ago and got his filthy self back in her good graces.
Time travel to today, where the divine Miss M is on facebook and notices that one of her friends has him as a friend. Her thought was "Oh, Ray finally got a facebook!" and she clicked on the link to his page. She was very excited, until she saw his relationship status.
It did say he was in a relationship...with some chic named Kristina. That is NOT Miss M's name.
So, she sent him a message asking WTF?!? and his response was "leave me alone".
Wow! Really?
Douchebag. Cumdumpster. Oxygen wasting, carbon stealing fucktard! (Thanks for your help with those adjectives, J!)
What I don't understand is why he would do this to her, of all people. Her life is hard enough with the physical disability she has to deal with every fucking day. (She has spina bifida and is in a wheelchair) Plus, she has multiple medical issues because of the SB, and doesn't need the added mental stress that this has now put on her.
What are your thoughts, people? Please leave comments and/or questions so I can have an arsenal to attack him with, because you *KNOW* I am not just gonna leave this alone. Your help would be much appreciated. :)
UPDATE: If you would like to cyber-stalk him and/or send him a nasty message, this is where you can reach him:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000239074584&ref=ts#!/profile.php?id=100000239074584&v=wall&ref=ts
Update #2: I just sent a letter off to him. Here is what it said"
Just a few things...
1. You're a douche bag.
2. All of my blog readers now know you're a douche bag.
3. You're a dumb fuck.
Your last status stated you were "setting here relaxing" It should have been "sitting here relaxing"
Definition of "setting"
1 : the manner, position, or direction in which something is set
2 : the frame or bed in which a gem is set; also : style of mounting
3 : a: the time, place, and circumstances in which something occurs or develops b : the time and place of the action of a literary, dramatic, or cinematic work c : the scenery used in a theatrical or film production
4 : the music composed for a text (as a poem)
5 : the articles of tableware for setting a place at table ie: two settings of sterling silver
6 : a batch of eggs for incubation
Definition of "Sitting"
1 a : the act of one that sits b : a single occasion of continuous sitting (as for a portrait or meal)
Now you know how to spell it properly when you're sitting around with your next girlfriend.
I just don't understand how you could have lead M on like that. You truly have no soul. The next time your life is just shit, think back to how you treated her and then you'll know exactly how big of a bitch Karma can be. I wish you all the misery in the world.
UPDATE #3:
My friend JJK just pointed out some very interesting things:
Douchebags like this guy are serial in nature.
1. Chronic mis-spelled words shows a lack of basic grade school education. NEXT.
2. Probably is unable to keep a job, quits because THEY were constantly screwing with HIM. NEXT.
3. Heavy drinker of Mountain Dew and Monster drinks.
4. Prays on women will little to no self esteem, easier to replace women that way. NEXT
4. Most of his women are probably love connections met on myspace. NEXT.
5. Doesnt even know what a blog is. NEXT.
Tell M, to be grateful she is rid of him. He will try to keep her on the back burner.
